Date fail

Lovely. Did he tell you any stories?

No. But plenty of grammar nazis.

I agree. But the job sucks. Sorry.

What are friends for?

Did it live up to the expectations I had when I wasn’t alive? Did it?

Oh wait- if I WASN’T ALIVE, there wouldn’t be many expectations to live up to, would there?

But of course- existence in a temporal sense is illusory.

Bing+Twitter = Fail?